Clog

[klog, klawg]

–verb (used with object)

1. to hinder or obstruct with thick or sticky matter; choke up: to clog a drain.

2. to crowd excessively, esp. so that movement is impeded; overfill: Cars BIKES clogged the highway ROADWAY.

3. to encumber; hamper; hinder.
–verb (used without object)

4. to become clogged, encumbered, or choked up.

5. to stick; stick together.

6. to do a clog dance.

 

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July 21, 2009
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July 13, 2009

beach path to misery

today i took the beach path to redondo or something. i don’t know where i ended up.

head wind.

sand.

bugs.

it’s only 35 miles round trip but it feels like forever. the path is normally hectic and today was no different.

people got the “it’s summer” memo. besides the old man that cut left when i yelled “passing on the left!” there was really only one situation that was aggravating. you see i’ve gotten over cars driving like ass shit all the time. i’m basically psychic now. i can almost sense when they are gonna do something that doesn’t make sense. they often do things like try to be nice and let me have the “right of way” when they clearly beat me to a stop sign so then i come to a complete stop and they say “go ahead.” like they are doing me a favor by making me stop when i could have breezed through if they’d just treated me like a car and gone when it was their turn. i digress.

so i’m banging the bike path and there is an older lady (hard to say how old cuz she was all sun wrinkled and beat looking from half a life on the beach) dressed in this weird brown dress/shorts thing that i won’t even try to explain but she is walking down the side of the path in the sand and there are bikers coming up the other way toward me and she looks over her shoulder and sees me coming and jumps out in front of me and just starts shaking her ass. i lock ‘em up and barley avoid hitting her and as the other bikers stare in disbelief she does a spin move, flips me off and then jumps back into the sand. i say to her “what the fuck was that?” and she says “mind your business.” so i did.

the trip back was meaningless. i took a different route than normal but it was uninteresting. construction on jefferson made already stupid motorists even dumber.

chirp,

hillary

July 12, 2009

skipping stones

so i read a blog today. it was kind of an accident. i generally don’t read blogs, which is why i don’t really care if anyone reads this. i do this for me. it’s fun in a few sort of ways.

this blog i read wasn’t the blog owner’s original content. it was a posting from like a hallmark card or something. one of those trite inspirational little #’s that no one really likes but we all kinda are glad are there because it…the point is that in this inspirational crap the idea was that if you take a chance it’s like throwing a pebble and it lands in the ocean and makes ripples and people see the ripples and take it as inspiration to make and throw there own pebble. it was pretty bad.

so as little biking as dan (dan is my good friend/co-worker/riding buddy) and i did today we covered a lot of ground. dan and i are reading and writing different books but…

dan and i are skipping stones. throwing pebbles is like purposefully limiting yourself. so while he is off to banana republic to get a shirt and tie, i am off to helen’s bicycle shop to get some spandex.

the ride is almost beside the point but since i actually pedaled here you go - it was hella fun and i want to ride all the time. still.

chirp,

hillary

July 8, 2009
July 7, 2009

my ride with mr. hall

well i’ll get the stats out of the way tout de suite cuz they weren’t the focus…i still care a little.

time = 1:51:56

dst = 27.8 miles

avg = 14.9 mph (c’mon! i’m not a llowed a leisure ride?)

max = 37 mph 

so it all started a few months ago when i was working downtown for some silly tv show and i had rigged it so i got to ride my bike every single day. and, much like every other spot where 99.99% of the people there drove, when they see a bike they tend to ask questions. one of those people was mr. michael hall. but he didn’t just ask questions like normal people. he was genuinely interested and wanted to know how he could get a bike. we talked everyday for almost a month and then the show was over. he never did get a bike. but then a few days ago i texted him out of the blue. and low and behold he’d bought a bike! he said “let’s ride tuesday.”

so today i shot him a line and we agreed to meet at griffith park. my whole plan was to just chill out and ride around the whole park and do whatever. so if you don’t know griffith, there are two enterances on los felis blvd. one just off the top of western and one down by the expressway across from riverside dr. i shot ol’ mike a beamer when i got to the western entrance and told him to meet me at the one by riverside cuz it was closer to him.

i started pedaling again and quickly caught up to a guy mashing out on a fixed gear. as much as i wanted to blast him i decided to chill it out and just hang behind him. he took the big hill on los feliz due to his totally appropriate choice of fixed gearing he held steady at the same speed from the flats to the down hill. i rode the brakes like mad on a hill where i normally push 40 mph. i should mention that even though fixie guy was a slow poke we both managed to pass a half mile of cars that were crammed up on los feliz.

so then i noodled around and found a shade tree and began waiting for mr. hall. i then thought to check my phone and found out via various messages that apparently, like many of the bikes on craigslist.org that look super cool and are a “good price”, his bike had decided to quickly and without warning stop working properly. we decided that since it wasn’t shifting it would be a bad idea to meet up and we would try again once he got it all fixed up.

so then i was free to do whatever i wanted…i hadn’t thought about what i would do if i was alone. i was totally locked in “buddy ride” mode. well, what i decided was that i was going to explore the shit out of griffith park. if i saw a hill i’d ride to the top. if there was a hill heading down once i got up there then i’d go down it. and that’s what i did.

let me say this, griffith park will serve your ass up on a silver platter and it is totally fucking worth it. the hills seem to go straight up and never end. which is amazing once you’re at the top cuz then you get to bomb out like a mad man. besides the hills there is a ton of stuff that i never knew existed in the park, like a merry go round!

it also has a guy that chills in his car in a parking lot with three big ass birdcages on his trunk just selling birds in griffith park. go there, you’ll see him. he’s better than the guy selling crazy balloons and cotton candy in pan pacific park. in fact, i will go so far as to say that the bird seller feller in griffith park is my new favorite guy.

on top of circus type shit, there is a camp. not like a camp ground, like a camp for kids with cabins and random play ground equipment. it’s at the top of a giantly steep hill that i basically died to get up to the top of and then almost died getting back down. so steep and twisty! i felt for the first time ever that i need better brakes. the turns were so sharp…amazing. flat out amazing. 

after cruising the park i blasted out and head home. los feliz hill going the opposite direction has always been something i feared, which is why i’ve never done it until today. but now that i’ve done it, like most things i’m scared of, it wasn’t too bad. and even better when i rounded that final curve from los feliz onto western i remembered that it’s all downhill. it’s not crazy steep but it’s enough to let me easily keep up with traffic and make every light and is basically everything bike riding should be in a city. 

no map of the ride cuz gmap hates griffith park for some reason. all in all it was a really good ride and hopefully mr. hall will find a way to fix that derailer and get his ass out on the road with me soon.

chirp,

hillary 

July 6, 2009

insurance, hills, & full blown pandemonium

it’s not one of the reasons i would list if you ask me why i got married, but, sort of as a side bonus that i am in no way ever going to complain about, i now have health insurance. but not insurance like i’m used to where i pay every week out of my pay check for years on end only to find that when i go to the doctor i have to pay for everything up front and wait to see if my coverage will actually cover anything. no, the insurance that sara’s company provides her (now us) is amazing. they actually make you go to the doctor! it makes sense. it makes it feel like less of a bullshit fucked up racket that the government and insurance companies have been pulling on us for 60 some odd years.

anyway, the point is that because i am now covered, today i rode with no helmet against traffic with my eyes closed and with no hands. jk. but it did make me realize that the deal i had with sara to not ride as far or as much until after we were married (aka i had insurance) is now over, null and void. so in realization of that fact i decided to take a different route.

splitting off to wilshire and taking san vicente adds some extra hills. good and bad. the hills on wilshire are pretty steep but they aren’t very long. it’s still a pretty good way to kick your ass at 5 in the morning after essentially two weeks of no exercise and waking up no earlier than 8 am. san vicente is one long uphill that isn’t very steep all the way from wilshire to about 26th st. once you pass the intersection of 26th and san vic it’s down down down to the beach man. a nice mellow hill that’s at least as long as the hill you have to ride up before it. 

oh shit! i forgot the pandemonium! coming up the hill on san vicente just past a street called something like gretna green i see something in the road. it’s an animal. no, it’s two animals! dogs? no. there aren’t many street lights or they just aren’t on cuz it’s dark as shit and my light is on”flash mode” so everything is strobed out. i get closer and both of the animals look at me and there is something between them. they are just standing in the middle of the road. i finally get a make on them. they are coyotes! i’m not slowing down and they begin to freak out a bit. whatever it is between them they don’t want to lose. i’m about twenty yards aways when they both go for it at the same time and begin to fight like michael jackson and the other guy in the “beat it” video. they are circling and pulling and howling until something gives. i’m close now and actually kind of nervous but mostly interested to see what they are fighting over. then not so interested. it’s what’s left of a raccoon that most likely got hit by a car and it stinks and i was way closer than i should have been to hungry coyotes and they growled as i sped by and i bet they could have caught me and eaten me alive and given me rabies. anyway, no harm no foul. i was off. they probably went to eat their rotten breakfast on one of the greens of the brentwood country club.

back to the ride. once you hit the beach you’re basically as low as you can get elevation-wise so if you head back east you’re going up. and so, santa monica is essentially uphill for about 5 or 6 miles until you hit wilshire. which sucks but…

wilshire east of santa monica in the morning is like a dream come true. nice and flat for most of the way and the lights are almost always in your favor. i made the initial turn and just pedaled my little feet off and after my brain quit screaming “stop!” and i had my speed up i glanced down to see that on this nice long stretch of flat i was maintaining 28 mph pretty easily. okay, i say flat, but really you’re going downhill. it really is only a few feet of drop over every mile though so it’s not like…okay, it’s downhill. i’m not as fast as i think i am. speaking of which -

dst = 23.3 miles

max = 33.1 mph

time = 1:12:55

avg = 19.2 mph

which isn’t horrible for me. i still want to do better. i want to clock 25 mph avg all day on every kind of terrain. i need coffee. i need food.  

July 3, 2009

back up in the mutha mutha saddle

considering it’s basically all i ever think about it’s been quite a long time since i rode my bike. until today!

quick stats from last ride i did  which was just my usual loop to the beach and back went like this -

dst = 23 miles

avg = 20.0 mph

time = 1:08:08 

max = 31.8 = mph

so it’s been over a week since i got to ride and boy-oh was i not looking forward to it. i went on a honeymoon, which if you’ve never done i highly suggest you do it cuz you get to relax and if you’re like me well then you know that sounds impossible but also like basically the only thing you really want to do. i relaxed so hard i pulled a muscle in my shoulder. amazing!

anyway, today’s ride was just a quick romp to the beach and back via the bologna creek path. i love this path even though it’s normally crowded with walkers ignoring the blatant “bikes only” signs all over the place and then the bikers that are on it are, like most bikers, total fucking tards with their kids who happen to have just fallen off their bike and so stupid dad is literally in the middle of both lanes with the first aid kit out (cuz you should always carry a first aid kit if you’re??? really a first aid kit open in the middle of the bike path?) and his little girl, cute as a button, is screaming her brains out over a tiny little scrape that wouldn’t have happened had daddy not decided to take her and her big bro out on a 20 mile ride. 

plus it was windy as fuck. and then you have to contend with the guys who want you to think they are super serious cuz look at how decked out i am in all my gear on my 5 g bike but somehow i don’t know how to get passed or stay in my lane or swerve erratically just because someone is coming from the other direction.

jeez i love people.

so the point is i got up late and didn’t feel like getting a move on. so i lounged around and drank coffee slowly and then my wife sara said she was gonna go shopping and…i got out and on and made my way down venice to dubgenquese or whatever the name of that street is in culver city where the bike path pops up and hit the pedal to the metal only to be smacked long and hard by a straight on head wind that basically debilitated me and made me want to kill myself. 

i knew i wasn’t gonna go that far so i just plowed on. i tried to get as low as possibleto stay out of the wind and it helped. not much, but it helped.

there are a few blind type curves heading west where i always seem to meet the most wonderful people jogging (on the path clearly marked “bikes only”) and even though they are on their right side and i am on my right side they seem to freak out cuz i’m moving faster than them and they kinda do a jitter-side-step thing that makes me have to break really hard and suddenly cuz “what the fuck are you doing?” and then i have to say “bikes only” in a very nice voice with a big smile since i’m so close and pissed that they made me slow down.

man oh man do i love people.

i made it to the beach/bridge which is where most of the people on the bike path go to be seen biking like when writers go to starbucks to write so the whole world knows they are writing. you have to make it real somehow right? other people seeing you definitely makes it real. even if they are super self absorbed and barely even notice you sitting there with your brand new de rosa.

or maybe some people meet up their with their friends as a starting point. either way it’s always packed with people doing really dangerous shit like riding in circles in the middle of everyone else trying to just get across. 

i flipped a u and thanked my luck stars to be riding with the wind. i picked up the pace and and pedaled hard for as long as i could. i love the feeling of passing people regardless of whether or not they are trying to go fast. the tail wind really boosted me. i don’t know how fast the wind was blowing but i maxed out at 35.4 mph on flat and i wasn’t even trying very hard i was just trying to keep my pace.

off the trail and back on venice toward home there was a guy on a fixie (surprise surprise it was a chromed out bianchi pista with a aerospoke front and a deep v something on the back) that was just terrible. no brakes at all meant he was just jumping around at every intersection. i wasn’t in a hurry so i just stayed behind him from national all the way to fairfax where he finally turned. he must have looked back about 700 times. and not short, smart little glances. like long slow turn the head and shoulders and make yourself swerve out of the bike lane glances. i couldn’t tell if he was looking at me or trying to find a gap in the cars to make his turn but he never did turn until fairfax and then he didn’t look for the lane change he just put his hand out and went for it. the car he cut off honked and he looked back and jumped into the other lane while still looking back only to turn around just in time to see the car stopped in front of him which, i must say he deftly avoided with a very quick and accurate skid, hop, turn. scary as fuck to watch from my safe perch in the bike lane. when we reached the light he actually would have had plenty of time to get across safely. oh well.

i mashed it all out and made it home to see these stats -

dst = 22.8 miles

avg = 16.7 mph

time = 1:23:00

feeling good, looking good. glad to get out there again. off for a few days now and i plan on riding ‘til i puke. who’s with me?

chirp,

hillary 

 

 

 

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